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Funny Retiree Knows Front Door Mat 40 x 70 cm Slimline Low Profile Dirt Scraper Novelty Welcome Mat Indoor Outdoor

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119_23-9098
$49
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Welcome guests with a cheeky dose of humour before they even cross the threshold.
Featuring a golden coir surface framed by a neat black rubber border, this mat showcases a playful red warning that the resident retiree knows it all and has plenty of time to share.
The bold red typography pops against the natural textured background and a striking black banner to deliver an instant chuckle at your entrance.
Dense coconut fibres offer superb scraping performance to clean dirt from footwear effortlessly before anyone steps indoors.
A clever slimline design allows the mat to sit comfortably beneath low-clearance doors without catching or bunching.
Deeply penetrating dyes and resilient construction ensure this delightful piece keeps its vibrant, witty appeal through daily use.

Key Features:

  • SIZE: 70 x 40 cm
  • THICKNESS: 2 cm
  • WEIGHT: 2.63 kg
  • MATERIALS: Recyled & Virgin Rubber and Coconut Coir
  • Sustainable Product, Virgin and Recycled Rubber with Coconut Coir. Sorced from a Fair Trade Supplier
  • The colour dye penetrates deep into the coir fibres for a longlasting finish.
  • Sustainable Product
  • Fair Trade Supplier

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Price $49
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